Player Profiles

themed image
 
   

Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Philip Norman-Butler

Lookalikes

DOB 13th December 1939
ROLE Over 1: Fast bowler, Over 2 onwards: Slow medium bowler
FAVOURITE SHOT Sharapovas bum
INTERESTS Eastenders, Cooking
FOUND IN? a network
QUOTED um.. interesting..
CRICKETING IDOL Dennis Compton

 

Having played schoolboy cricket at the highest possible level (including a much talked about appearance at Lords), the pinnacle of his cricketing career was taking the Maladroit ‘bowler of the year’ trophy in 2004.

 

Since 2004, his critics have claimed that the Patman’s pace has progressively got slower and slower, blaming his reduced run-up and off the field socialising. Nevertheless, it will take a lot more for him to loose his status as opening bowler.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25