Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Benjamin Capon

Lookalikes

DOB 07th July 1979
ROLE Middle order Slogger, 3rd change bowler
FAVOURITE SHOT Cross court winner
INTERESTS Food, Beer, Combines
FOUND IN? Nandos
QUOTED "Those trousers are F...ing rank, you're dumped"
CRICKETING IDOL David Boon, Lance Klusener

 

A ‘well-built’ Maladroit who brings a solid look to the squad. Once dragged off the sofa, he adds much needed ballast to the batting line-up as well as some handy slow to very slow bowling for the skipper to call on when required. Although he has the bowel control of a toddler, he can get the scoreboard moving with some lusty blows, but only if he can be arsed and if there are plenty of female spectators watching. A dangerous all rounder. Sometimes.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25