Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

James Fisher

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DOB 12th December 1979
ROLE Fine leg specialist fielder, Bats at Jack
FAVOURITE SHOT The "Highbury" block
INTERESTS Liverpool FC, Barmy Army, comedy scars and eating Minstrels
FOUND IN? Somerfield
QUOTED "That's amusing"
CRICKETING IDOL Jimmy from Barmy Army

 

Scouse's grade 3 burning enthusiasm for the game has already seen him marked down as 'Maladroits best ever scorer', an accolade he made his own on the 2004 Tour of the West Indies. In recent seasons he has steadied many a Maladroit batting collapse deploying the unplayable 'highbury block', nurtured by specialist coaches Bowes & Britten. This season will see the much heralded Maladroit training scheme kick in as Scouse skillfully combines the demands of planning his wedding in addition to becoming an official Master Engraver. Scouse is also a fine fine leg fielder, loves 'home cooking' and is a keen Daily Mail reader

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25