Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Alexander Lees

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DOB 28th October 1978
ROLE Reserver Keeper, French Scout
FAVOURITE SHOT Edge to slip
INTERESTS Tiramisu, Norking
FOUND IN? A cloud of smoke
QUOTED "I am that Guy"
CRICKETING IDOL Ashley Giles

 

A Maladroit of many years and the squad’s reserve keeper, Alex brings a lot to the squad – cigarettes, alcohol and a remarkable ability to rant for hours. Although he talks a great game, his on-field performances rarely reflect his self-confessed potential. Conversely, his eating form has improved dramatically – defeat of Milan’s fattest man in a tiramisu eat-off in 2006 a definite highlight. We look forward to his return to double figure scores if not his return to these shores.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25