Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Richard Newman

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DOB 14th February 1979
ROLE Fast/ medium/ slow (depending upon whether it pitches bowler, Stone drifter, Innovator of the "Foot ball"
FAVOURITE SHOT Farmers swipe
INTERESTS WWF wrestling, Abusing Scouse, Wii bowling
FOUND IN? Newsagent looking at the topshelf, GANT shop
QUOTED "You owe me money"
CRICKETING IDOL Curtley Ambrose, Steve Harmison

 

The spearhead to the Maldroits attackĀ since its formation, Richard with ball in hand always livens up the days play. His clever mixture of beamers, pea rollers and the ability to bowl the ball backwards often leave the opposition bemused as his team mates. Richard is as always commited with his fielding but sadly the handbag throw and crockodile esque styles have to yield a top three fielding performance. Always keen to bat at 10 or 11 Richard has a mean strike on him and can be vocal with his calling. He is the Devon Malcolm of Maladroits cricket.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25