Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

James Parsons

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DOB 25th September 1978
ROLE Hoik over cow corner
FAVOURITE SHOT Hoik over cow corner
INTERESTS Stag dos, Rugby, Chelsea FC
FOUND IN? The Griffen
QUOTED

"I'm gonne glaze you like a donnut"

"That's rotten"

CRICKETING IDOL Gladstone Small

 

Jim has been a recent bit-part player for the Maladroits which he has more than made up for on the social circuit. In order to get Jim focussed on making it into the 11 this season, the selectors read Jim the riot act and firmly instructed him that no more than 6 visits a week to the Griffen is acceptable if he wishes to prolong his Maladroit career. Once he gets a sniff of action Jim is well known to capitalise and thinks 2008 will be his big year

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25