Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Philip Westcott

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DOB 13th June 1979
ROLE Middle Order batsmen, Medium off tweakers
FAVOURITE SHOT Back foot drive through cover
INTERESTS Betting, Chris Hogan, Looking in the mirror
FOUND IN? The hole behind two strikers, Malcolm Baileys' house, The sea off Tenerife
QUOTED "Wedge"
CRICKETING IDOL Hansie Cronje, Mohammed Azharuddin

 

The strawberry blond of the Maladroits has made some impressive cameo apperances for the Droits over the years with a typically selfish hundred against Drovers last year being the highlight. Phil narrowinlgy misses out on all round status due is his teflon catching but he is a more than useful Dermot Reeve type bowler during the middle of an innings. Honest Phil as he prefers to be known is the resident bookie but he does have bizzare opening hours when it comes to collecting your winnings.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25